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seventheHelp entertain my tired ass while I want for this day to end.
Leave me a pairing and I'll tell you...
1. Two things that are awesome about it
2. One thing that is not so awesome about it
3. Two ways I'd love to write it
4. One person I'd add for a threesome or for bonus angst/fireworks/etc
Go!
Leave me a pairing and I'll tell you...
1. Two things that are awesome about it
2. One thing that is not so awesome about it
3. Two ways I'd love to write it
4. One person I'd add for a threesome or for bonus angst/fireworks/etc
Go!
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Date: 2009-10-27 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 09:02 pm (UTC)1. Their hookups are epic; both are totally in-shape and beautiful and they'd probably blow each other's minds (and mine)
2. They would be a devastatingly good team if they could make it work - not just ass-kicking, but in life you have Mr Optimistic and King Sarcastic Doom there.
NOT-AS-AWESOMES
Why must fandom always make one of them weak or emo or weakly emo? ffffffff I say.
TWO WAYS TO WRITE IT
1. An AU to my AU where bodyguard!Seifer runs off with manager!Zell to become a sexy movie star
2. Post-game fic featuring Edea, Ma, and lots issues about "family" and sorceresses and mothers and also there is always pie when I think of this setup for some reason.
WHO WOULD I ADD
I really want to put "Laguna" here just to be a hobo. BUT UH. I actually am thinking about this too hard, because either Irvine or Quistis would make a marvelous addition and now I'm dreaming of foursomes THANKS
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:56 pm (UTC)But just to make it fun I'll give you two.
Celes/Locke
Kain/Valvalicia
Celes/Locke
Date: 2009-10-27 10:28 pm (UTC)1. They are each other's broken steps towards healing
2. Celes would have lots of shiny jewelry, all of it nicked
3. Just imagine the early-morning dialogue they'd have
not-as-awesome:
The issues they carry; trying too hard to be what the other one wants or seems to need
Two ways to write it:
1. Post-game, looking for healing/answers
2. AU: they would make an awesome pair of sky pirates, methinks
One person to add: I'd add Terra; you'd add Leo (AND SOME DAY WE WILL)
Re: Celes/Locke
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 08:09 pm (UTC)>:D
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Date: 2009-10-27 08:27 pm (UTC)1. Opposites attract - there would always be something interesting going on between the two of them
2. They'd kick quite a lot of ass together
Not-as-awesomes:
1. Risks the fandom cliches of too-sponky Rikku and emo-woobie-Auron, and that I cannot stand.
Ways to write:
1. An AU on the pilgrimage where Auron has to tell Rikku the truth to get her to stop kidnapping Yunie.
2. Rikku is an aspiring treasure hunter / sky pirate who robs Sir Auron one night
Someone to add:
Oh, Lulu. Easy. I ship her with both of them and damn would that be smoking (or a smoking mess)
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Date: 2009-10-27 08:41 pm (UTC)UM.
RINOA/NIDA.
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Date: 2009-10-27 08:46 pm (UTC)1. Who would expect Nida to win the sexy sorceress???
2. They could do it ALL OVER GARDEN. Nida knows ALL THE CLOSETS.
Not-as-awesome: trying to explain to Caraway why you dumped the Commander for a nobody
Ways to write it:
1. Genderbender obvs
2. Nida is assigned as Rinoa's protective escort and they fall madly in love
One person to add: QUISTIS. Make Nida the LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE.
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Date: 2009-10-27 08:53 pm (UTC)Non-crack: Wakka/Rikku
KIMAHRI/LULU
Date: 2009-10-27 09:11 pm (UTC)1. Their kids would be so fuckin badass
2. Lulu doesn't seem to mind the cold
Not-as-awesome:
Their kids would be so badass they'd rule the world, and then X-2 would never happen
Two ways to write it:
1. Lulu is a vampire and Kimahri is a werewolf; their forbidden love!!
2. In-game argument about who gets to be Yuna's Final Aeon leads to something more
Who to add:
Hmm! Rikku. You know she thinks Kimahri's a sexpot
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 09:12 pm (UTC)CHOOSE ANY/ALL
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 09:22 pm (UTC)1. You know baby Squall had a crush on her when he was a kid
2. Imagine the meta: Ellone can show you anything
Not-as-awesome:
Would Laguna approve?
Two ways to do it:
1. Ellone tried to show Squall his past and ends up revealing her innermost secrets
2. Squall's a vampire out for Ellone's magical blood
ADD:
Seifer. Dude, it would be so hot.
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:11 pm (UTC)I love you, Sev
FFFF THANKS NEW SHIP
Date: 2009-10-27 09:27 pm (UTC)1. Reid could easily make up for all that edjumacation nonsense Rydia missed out on in the Land of Summons
2. Whenever Reid went off on too much nerdspeak, Rydia could Firaga his ass
Not-as-awesome:
Both would make the other feel totally inadequate
How to write it:
1. Rydia is the latest summoner to vanish in a series of serial killings; Reid solves the puzzle and saves her
2. Reid actually breaks the laws of physics and warps self into FFIV
Who to add:
Obvs Derek Morgan's totally hot self... Rydia can thank me later
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 09:44 pm (UTC)1. They both have to heal from the Empire, but in very different ways: it took something different from both of them
2. Meta! No more magic; magitek; infusions; relics. Yes.
3. Also it's hot
Not-as-awesome:
It might not be the world's healthiest relationship. They're both fairly broken in important ways.
Ways to write:
1. Pre-game childhood crushes
2. Post-game, helping each other heal
Who to add; UH LOCKE. PRETTY MUCH PERFECT I mean what
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:29 pm (UTC)HOSHIT
Date: 2009-10-27 10:37 pm (UTC)1. they would be unstoppable if they could ever stop having sex or killing people
2. Possibly best dialogue ever: "UWEE-HEE-HEE!" "KURSE YOU."
Not-as-awesome:
1. Makeup costs: hot damn!
2. Would there even be a world left for them to rule?
Two ways to write it:
1. Ultimecia Junctions Kefka. Yes, I said it. Now someone write it.
2. Via Dissidia
One person to add:
ZEROMUS
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 10:39 pm (UTC)1. Kain never has to go too far to get a piece
2. Kain can bottom... TO HIMSELF
Not-as-awesome:
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Two ways to write it:
1. Kain gives the lance a blonde wig and some purple panties and names it "Rosa"
2. Kain gives the lance a blonde wig and some silver panties and names it "Cecil"
One person to add:
ZEROMUS.
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 10:32 pm (UTC)1. IT'S CAPSLOCK... ALL THE TIME (THIS IS NOT A LIE; ALL OF OUR EMAILS END UP THIS WAY)
2. WE ARE TOTALLY DOWN WITH COSPLAY MAKEOUTS
NOT-AS-AWESOME:
1. LIVING JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR APART FOR A DRUNKEN BOOTY CALL
2. AFTER YOU GO OUR PARTYING WITH US, YOUR HEAD WILL PROBABLY FEEL LIKE LETTUCE
TWO WAYS TO WRITE IT:
1.
2. AFTER DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WINE
WHO TO ADD:
ANYONE ELSE WHO IS AROUND AND/OR SAID BOTTLE OF WINE
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Date: 2009-10-27 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-27 10:34 pm (UTC)1. SEPHIROTH ALWAYS BOTTOMS TO YOSHI
2. THEIR CHILDREN WILL RULE THE WORLD IF THEY CAN STOP SINGING ALL THE TIME
NOT AS AWESOME:
WHEN THEY SHOW UP ON MY TESTS
TWO WAYS TO WRITE IT:
1. After drinking all of the beer at Ohayocon
2. Over Blackberry
WHO TO ADD:
Dr. Asshat and Professor Collicock
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Date: 2009-10-27 10:41 pm (UTC)ZEROMUS/LEBLANC
And somewhere, someday, somebody should really write an Ultimate Cid Orgy, with all the Cids together.
ZEROMUS/LEBLANC MUST COME FIRST. WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE IT IS PERFECT.
Date: 2009-10-27 10:52 pm (UTC)1. Zeromus gives good massages (OF HATE) with his... appendages. Leblanc digs this.
2. She'd be able to show him the true meaning of hate, thus saving FFIV's world from itself. Hate: it is a stolen sphere!
Not-as-awesome:
1. He (it) secretly likes it when she wears Yuna's dressspheres.
Two ways to write it:
1. Dissidia Rejects Club
2. HS AU: Leblanc is a cheerleader. Zeromus wants to be on the football team. Will they fall in love? R&R
One person to add:
KEFKA. JUST. YES.
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Date: 2009-10-28 12:05 am (UTC)TIDUS/ME
TSENG/ELENA
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TSENG/SQUALL YESSSS
Date: 2009-10-28 12:42 am (UTC)1. Squall writes fanfic of himself
2. They'd be totally badass
Not-As-Awesome:
1. They said Rinoa can't watch
Two Ways To Write It:
1. Squall falls into FFVII and is captured by Turks!
2. VAMPIRE AU
Who to add:
YOU
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Date: 2009-10-28 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-28 12:47 am (UTC)Awesome:
1. I'd watch. And videotape.
2. She'd give you lectures all the time. sexy lectures.
Not-as-awesome:
1. I'd try to steal her from you.
Two ways to write it:
1. YOU WARP INTO FFVIII WORLD. YOUR WEAPON IS THE BO STAFF.
2. Beautiful but lonely girl with glasses wandering a con, looking lost; she asks you for directions to a coffee shop. In a rare moment of chance, you offer to buy her one. She accepts.
One person I'd add: is saying 'me' creepy? If so, then I plead the fifth.
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Date: 2009-10-28 12:37 am (UTC)Also Paine/Nooj because I am nothing if not predictable.
ASHE/AL-CID
Date: 2009-10-28 12:50 am (UTC)1. IT IS MADE OF PURE AWESOME THIS QUESTION IS IRRELEVANT
2. The politics! Secret rendezvous in hall closets! Innuendo while dancing at state affairs!
Not-as-awesome:
1. when Al-Cid's birds get jealous and steal Ashe's luggage
Two ways to write it:
1. Politically-arranged marriage gone wrong... or right??
2. An attack on Ashe's life leads to an extended stay in Rozzaria
One person to add:
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I'm going to say Balthier because thinking Al-Cid/Balthier just has be in gigglefits of awesome
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Date: 2009-10-28 01:21 am (UTC)SEV/QUISTIS
BECAUSE PIME TARADOX.
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:10 am (UTC)You knew I'd ask. :)
Oooh! Oooh! Got one!
Date: 2009-10-29 11:28 am (UTC)